Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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