Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Grace Ackerson

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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