- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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