- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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