Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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PENIS :)

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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