Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

antonis sister is mighty fine

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Knock Knock. Not home.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Grace Ackerson

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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