What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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