- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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