- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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