Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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