Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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