- Anti Joke

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what are three short words? i a am

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Ebola

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried