- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

read me write me

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

someone called someone else a frog

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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