How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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