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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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