Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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