What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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