KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Chuck Norris.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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