The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

69...you know how awkward this is now...

I used to know what alzheimers was

Tall asians

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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