I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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