Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

I am quite mature.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

^ That's not even funny ^

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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