A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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