Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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This is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

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