- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

black people

How did th-A fridge.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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