Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

antonis sister is mighty fine

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Knock Knock. Not home.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

I just threw up..In my pants.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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