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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

whats black white and red all over an abused child

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

pobody's nerfect

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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