- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Black people having a Job.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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