- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Albino African Americans

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's stupid a light bulb.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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