Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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