- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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