what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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