- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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