- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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