- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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