How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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