Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I just threw up..In my pants.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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