Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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woman's rights

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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