What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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