- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

I just threw up..In my pants.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

antonis sister is mighty fine

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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