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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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