how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Chuck Norris.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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