- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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