Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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I'm Polish.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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penis. nuff said.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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