What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

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