- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Men's rights

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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