- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

i like turtles

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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