- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Knock Knock. Not home.

antonis sister is mighty fine

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

I just threw up..In my pants.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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