- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

whats green and lives in the water

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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