- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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