- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? faith

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

I used to know what alzheimers was

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

I have a horse.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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