dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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