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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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