- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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