- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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