- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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