- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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