- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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