- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Anyone can post anything.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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