- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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