Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

i dont fisish anythi

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

i like it in the mouth

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Racial equality.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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