- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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