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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

A van drives into a car.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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