Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Shltskc gw? G

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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