What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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