- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

angelo snyder is not ga

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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