- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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