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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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