Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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