- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

j.p. is dumb

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar

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