Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Ebola

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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