- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

I was watching Fox news.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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