Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Anti Joke

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