YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Obama = ebola

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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