Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

i saw amango it splootered

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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