- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Neither did she.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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