If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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