whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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I'm Coming

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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13 =B you just learned something

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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