Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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