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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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