What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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