- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Potassium? K.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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