- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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