What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Chuck Norris.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Chris is hairy

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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