Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

deez nuts

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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