yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Justin Bieber.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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