- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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