A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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