What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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