- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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