- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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