Anyone can post anything.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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AND

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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