- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.