What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Justin Bieber

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock Fuck off!

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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