there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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I have a really funny joke.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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NEVER

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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