Communism hehe xd

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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