did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

I'm Polish.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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