- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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