- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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