What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Anti Joke

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