My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Dwarf Shortage

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock knock Come in

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Please ignore this statement.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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