why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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