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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Women's rights.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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