Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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