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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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