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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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