Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Anti Joke

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