So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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