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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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a black man pays his child support

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