A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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