- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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