- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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