- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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