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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

These Jokes suck.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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