What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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