A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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