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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

My cat just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

No your aunties a joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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