What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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