why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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