- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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