How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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