- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What page are you on The gay page.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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