- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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