- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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