- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

David Cameron

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Sarah Palin.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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