What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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