What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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