Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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