- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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