- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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You know whats annoying? Steve

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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