- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

eoin burgin is fat

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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