What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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