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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What's the new green? Green

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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