- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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