- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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