- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Who's on first? Garvey.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

men, men like men= men+bed

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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