a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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