Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Anti Joke

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