Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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like if your cool

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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