- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

race-car = rac-ecar

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??