- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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