Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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