- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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