- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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