Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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