Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Andoni was here

womens rights.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Anti Joke

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