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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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