Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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i dont fisish anythi

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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