Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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