- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

batman farted so hes retarded

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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