What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

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