What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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