- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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