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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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