- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Chuck Norris.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

your mum

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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